{"id":3883,"date":"2016-04-01T13:19:57","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T13:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cinemacocoa.com\/?p=3883"},"modified":"2016-04-01T13:19:57","modified_gmt":"2016-04-01T13:19:57","slug":"review-twilight-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemacocoa.com\/?p=3883","title":{"rendered":"Review: Twilight Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:left;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3885\" src=\"https:\/\/cinemacocoa.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/04\/twilight.jpg?resize=233%2C300\" alt=\"twilight\" width=\"233\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemacocoa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/twilight.jpg?w=233&amp;ssl=1 233w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cinemacocoa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/twilight.jpg?resize=9%2C12&amp;ssl=1 9w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" \/><br \/>\nYou know, I have refused and resisted watching it for so long, the Internet was so rife with hatred for this series but you know&#8230; surprisingly compelling!<\/p>\n<p>Based off the phenomenon that is the <em>Twilight<\/em> b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh god guys, I cannot bear even joking about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\n<strong>APRIL FOOLS ALREADY!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I have refused and resisted watching it for so long, the Internet was so rife with hatred for this series but you know&#8230; surprisingly compelling! 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