My rating of this movie was on a rollercoaster. Up and down and all around. Digger is directed by Alejandro G. Iñárritu (who brought us the weird Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance, and the chilling The Revenant) and stars Tom Cruise, John Goodman, Sandra Hüller, and Riz Ahmed. The film has already split…
Tag: 2026
Review: Hope
That was… absurd. A backwater fishing town in South Korea must defend itself when a monstrous attacker terrorises them. Hope is written and directed by Na Hong-jin (The Wailing) and stars Hwang Jung-min, Hoyeon (Squid Game), and Zo In-sung. There are other actors, but I implore you to not look up the casting or anything…
Review: Resident Evil (2026)
Ever wonder how you would do as a protagonist in Resident Evil? This is your answer, probably. Bryan, a courier, is tasked in delivering a medical package to a hospital in Raccoon City. While it does involve driving out into a snowstorm, Bryan senses easy money. Unfortunately, hitting a pedestrian in the blizzard escalates far…
Review: Runner
A big dumb action movie from the 1990s, but lacking in charisma. An ex-Navy SEAL is piecing his life back together. His job involves couriering various things across the country thanks to his dispatcher. But this latest job doesn’t just involve transporting a person… but an extremely valuable item that a cartel is also after….
Review: The Death of Robin Hood
Well, that was a bummer. Living in a self-imposed exile, an aged Robin Hood struggles to reconcile with a bloody and cruel past. The Death of Robin Hood is directed by Michael Sarnoski (Pig, A Quiet Place: Day One). It stars Hugh Jackman (Logan) Jodie Comer (The Bikeriders, 28 Years Later) and Bill Skarsgård (2024’s…
Review: Coyote Vs ACME
A court procedural but with Looney Tunes characters? After years of failed attempts to catch the Road Runner, the Coyote decides to sue the ACME corporation for all their failing gadgets. Coyote Vs ACME starts with the Warner Brothers logo with an additional asterisk. The notation being “Subsidiary of the ACME corporation.” Considering ACME are…
Review: Masters of the Universe (2026)
Schlocky, silly fun. The land of Eternia is lost, and their prince, Prince Adam, is hidden away on Earth. After fifteen years, can Adam answer the call to adventure and save Eternia?? Mattel and Amazon Studios produce this movie adaptation of the He-Man cartoon, directed by Travis Knight (Bumblebee, Kubo and the Two Strings). The…
Review: The Odyssey
Would you look at that, Nolan actually made me feel… emotions? Master tactician king Odysseus never returned home from the Trojan War. Now his wife and son risk losing their city to black-hearted men. Can Odysseus find his way home? The Odyssey, written by Homer, tells the ancient Greek legend of Odysseus, and is more…
Review: Evil Dead Burn
Well, that was mindless carnage. A family in grieving finds itself torn further apart with demonic intervention. The tritely titled Evil Dead Burn is directed by Sébastien Vanicek (Infested, which curiously has the same poster design) and is a sequel to 2023’s Evil Dead Rise. The movie stars Souheila Yacoub, Tandi Wright, Hunter Doohan, Luciane…
Review: The Furious
Asia does Taken, with an overwhelming amount of punching. When a man’s daughter is kidnapped, he will stop at absolutely nothing to get her back. The Furious is directed by Kenji Tanigaki, a name we are probably going to hear more of if this film is anything to go by. A stunt coordinator-turn-director, you know…