Review: The Long Walk

Your mileage may vary. In a post economic apocalypse America, groups of teenage boys are forced to walk over 300 miles for the chance of riches. The Long Walk is an adaptation of the Stephen King book of the same name, published in 1979. It sees a troop of young boys (one from each state)…

Review: Caught Stealing

Now that was a good movie cat. Hank works at the local New York bar and wins people over with his affable nature. But his life turns upside down when he cat-sits his neighbour’s pet and thugs start arriving at his door. What exactly is going on here? The unimaginatively titled Caught Stealing is directed…

Review: The Life of Chuck

Whoever said this is “The best Stephen King film ever made” is insane. At the end of the world we also say goodbye, and thank you, to Chuck. Directed by Mike Flanagan (Doctor Sleep, Hush, Gerald’s Game) comes this adaptation of a Stephen King novella. It stars Tom Hiddleston (Avengers) Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a…

Review: War of the Worlds (2025)

H.G. Wells has risen from the grave this year, and has begun a slow walk to find Rich Lee to lay a curse on him. A top American Government security officer bears witness to the end of days when meteorites hit the Earth. On top of that, he must protect his family and save the…

Review: Fantastic Four – First Steps

I want to give a thematic four stars, but I can’t quite do it. Earth 828, the Fantastic Four are the planet’s protectors. But when a silver-clad being from outer space threatens the planet with destruction, the charismatic heroes must rise to the challenge. To protect not only the planet, but their new family… Directed…

Review: The Salt Path

Deliberately slow and meandering, but an effective story on human endurance. Based off a true story, Raynor and Moth Winn trek one of the longest countryside paths in England after losing their home and Moth’s terminal diagnosis. Produced by the BBC and directed by Marianne Elliott, adapted from the journal “The Salt Path” written by…

Review: Until Dawn

I am not sure who this movie is made for. After her sister goes missing, Clover brings her friends on the trail on which she was last seen. But in finding an isolated hotel, the group find themselves trapped for a night that seems to never end. Directed by Peter F. Sandberg (Lights Out, Shazam!)…

Review: Thunderbolts*

Like seeing a green sprout in a long dead plant, Thunderbolts* is actually… good?? A reluctant Yelena is sent on yet another mission. But when this particular mission aims to see her dead, she finds herself part of a team. A team of misfits. Can these rebels figure out what’s going on? Thunderbolts* is an…

Review: The Penguin Lessons

Quirky little movie with more heart than expected. Tom Michell is a curmudgeonly English teacher in the 1970s, moving to Argentina for work at a school. But when he rescues a penguin on the beach, he’s going to have his eyes opened. The Penguin Lessons is a film based off true events, directed by Peter…

Review: A Minecraft Movie

Everything is not Awesome. Random people find themselves thrown into The Overworld, a magical land where creativity is endless. But they quickly find it threatened by a malevolent force. Directed by Jared Hess (Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre) and starring Jack Black (Borderlands, The Super Mario Bros Movie) and Jason Momoa (Dune: Part One) the movie……