Review: War of the Worlds (2025)

H.G. Wells has risen from the grave this year, and has begun a slow walk to find Rich Lee to lay a curse on him. A top American Government security officer bears witness to the end of days when meteorites hit the Earth. On top of that, he must protect his family and save the…

Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Mutant Mayhem

If Tom Cruise got rolled over by the Barbenheimer phenomenon, the heroes in half-shells never stood a chance. The shunned, sewer-dwelling, mutant turtles must save New York City and the humans that detest them from other mutants born of the same ooze that created them. It seems like every seven years or so, a Teenage…

Review: XXX2 – State of the Union

I had the unfortunate situation of watching one of my favourite television channels all day only for them to put this on. Good god. So I can vaguely remember seeing Vin Diesel’s XXX in the cinema, and what I recall was a brazen attempt at a bigger, bolder, American version of James Bond (it even…