If Tom Cruise got rolled over by the Barbenheimer phenomenon, the heroes in half-shells never stood a chance. The shunned, sewer-dwelling, mutant turtles must save New York City and the humans that detest them from other mutants born of the same ooze that created them. It seems like every seven years or so, a Teenage…
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Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2D)
It is very stupid, very loud and with a pacing that never slows down, but as dispensable as it truly is it still feels like what a Turtles movie is. I enjoyed it. News reporter April O’Neil suspects there are vigilantes in New York City that are fighting back against the notorious terrorist cell known…