Even with the simplest premise imaginable, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s newest solo outing is surprisingly good fun. Now sheriff of a lazy, backwater town, Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) used to be an LA cop and soon finds his old skills required once more when a drug lord makes a prison break for the Mexican border and only his…
Review: It’s a Wonderful Life
No. Just get it out of your system now, no, I hadn’t seen It’s a Wonderful Life until now. Yes, I should have, what kind of a film reviewer am I? Now let’s move on! A businessman who is compassionate and kind to everyone around him, intent on running a bank for the people, find…
Review: The Hunger Games – Catching Fire
This sequel makes up for a lot of its predecessor’s glaring faults, yet somehow continues to paint its theme in the same unbelievable and contrived fashion. Having survived the Hunger Games, a gladiatorial arena fashioned by a tyrannical society called The Capitol, heroes Katniss and Peeta must deal with their limelight fame from those they…
Review: Gravity (3D)
As the film is quick to remind us: Life in space is impossible, and never has this been more apparent than in the new film by Alfonso Cuaron (director of Children of Men). During repair work on the Hubble space telescope, a massive debris field destroys most of the repair team’s operation. Incredibly isolated and…
Duo Review: Thor & Thor – The Dark World
A fantasy adventure film with plenty of energy and excitement, and keeping with its subtitle it has some surprisingly dark undertones and visuals! Lightning strikes twice today. While Thor does battle across the Nine Realms to restore order, scientist Jane Foster discovers an anomaly on Earth that acts as a doorway to a long forgotten…
Review: Mirrors
A decent little horror/thriller, unique with a few notable scenes, even if it is a remake of a Korean film five years previous. Kiefer Sutherland plays a cop and father who is trying to redeem himself to his family after alcohol abuse by taking the job as a night watchman at a burnt down shopping…
Review: Ozombie
I’m sure these days it is said: “Anyone can make a zombie film”. Ozombie is proof that this is not the case. Oh okay, as soon as you know the premise, you’ll know that you cannot take this seriously, and it shouldn’t be, but even as a spoof it is terrible. So, after her brother…
Review: The Hunger
You have to dig deep to find a unique vampire film these days, yet luckily here it is! Following a vampire couple quietly living in the city, Miriam is a vampire from ancient Egyptian times, while her sired partner John has discovered his own immortality has begun to wane. With his age rapidly accelerating he…
Review: Prisoners
With a runtime of over two and a half hours, this taut investigative thriller may lose some of the less attentive audiences, but is so grim with frank realities, moralities and tension that it succeeds wonderfully. When two families find their youngest daughters missing, a police detective runs an investigation into a possible kidnapping. But…
Review: The Devil Inside
This has to be the worst “found footage” “horrors” I’ve seen since the deplorable Quarantine. A daughter travels to Rome to meet her mother who has been held in custody by the Vatican after murdering three people during an exorcism twenty years previous. Discovering the Vatican has no interest in helping or even acknowledging the…